"The 2 deer hunters." joke
Two guys are out hunting deer... The first guy says, "Did you see that?... pointing to the sky." "No," the second guy says." Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says." Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks." Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there!""Yah, Ok", says the second guy again with a bit of irritation in his voice. A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?" This time pointing behind them. By now, the second guy is getting very aggravated and says, "Yah, I SAW IT!"And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
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