"The Atheist" joke
An elderly woman was very well-known for her strong faith and her boldness in always talking about it. Very often she would stand on her front porch and shout out, "Praise the Lord!"
This would infuriate her next-door neighbor, who happened to be an atheist, and he would shout back at her, "You silly, old bat, there ain't no Lord!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed for God to send some help. As she stood on her porch, she shouted, "Praise the Lord! God, I am having a hard time and really need some food. Please, Lord, send me some groceries."
The next morning she went out on her porch and found a large bag of groceries. Immediately, she shouted, "Praise the Lord!"
Suddenly, her neighbor jumped out from behind a bush and said, "Ha, you dumb, old woman, I told you there ain't no Lord. I bought those groceries, not God."
The old woman began jumping up and down, clapping her hands, and said, "Praise the Lord!" Not only did He send me groceries, He made the devil pay for them!"
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