"The Baby Camel" joke
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
A few minutes later, the young camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these long eyelashes?"
"They're to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," replies the mother.
"Momma, why do I have these great big humps on my back?" asks the baby camel.
"They're to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods," explains the mother.
"So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes and these humps to store water," the young camel says.
"That's right, son," says the mother.
"Then why are we in the San Diego Zoo?" asks the baby camel.
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