"The Ballerina" joke
A big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sundress enters a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big, hairy armpit, points to all the people sitting at the bar, and asks, "Which one of you will buy a lady a drink?" The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.
Suddenly, a skinny little drunk at the end of the bar slams his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the woman a drink and she chugs it down. A moment later, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, once more revealing her hairy armpit, and says, "Which one of you will buy a lady a drink?"
Again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
"Sir!" the drunk replies, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high, has to be a ballerina!"
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