"The Bar" joke

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:------------------------------------- Cheese Sandwich: $1. 50 Chicken Sandwich: $2. 50 Hand Job: $10. 00 -------------------------------------Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to thebar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondesserving drinks to an eager-looking group of men." Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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