"The Barber" joke
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "Nocharge. I consider it a service to the Lord."The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayerbooks and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. Hethen asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I considerit a service to the community."The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts anda thank you note from the police officer.Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he askedhow much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it aservice to the country."The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senatorsin front of the door.
Not enough votes...