"The Burglar" joke

A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you. ”
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He heard again, “Jesus is watching you. ” This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
He asked, “Did you say that? ”
The parrot admitted that he had. “I’m just trying to warn you, is all. ”
The burglar sad, “Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you? What’s your name? ”
“Moses. ”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses? ”
The bird answered, “I don’t know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler “Jesus’”……..

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