"The Burglar and the Budgerigar" joke
A burglar has just made it into the house. He is intending ransacking, and he is
looking around for stuff to steal.
All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes
back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the
corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a
budgerigar, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you are only a budgerigar!"
To which the budgerigar replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a doberman!"
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