"The Confession" joke

My Uncle Charles, who's 89 years of age, goes to a Catholic church and goes to confession.
He says, Father, I'm 89 years old and I'm having an affair with a 25 year old girl.
The Priest asks him how long since his last confession.
Charles says I've never been to confession, I'm Jewish.
The Priest says, so why are you telling me this?
Charles says "I'm telling everyone."

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