"The Confrontation" joke
One week after Jed inherited ten million dollars from his grandfather, Darla agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, he began to notice that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the very rare occasions when she would go to bed with him, she would be indifferent and even call out the names of other men.
When they were out in public, she would ignore him completely and flirt endlessly with other men. Finally, Jed decided to confront her.
"Darla, let's face it," he said, "the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died."
"Don't be so foolish," she replied, "I don't care who left you the money!"
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