"The Connection" joke

A Door-To-Door Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Goes To The First House In His New Territory And Knocks At The Door. A Tough Looking
Lady Opens The Door. Before She Can Say Anything, He Runs Inside And Dumps Cow Dung All Over The Carpet. Salesman: “Lady, If
The Vacuum Cleaner Doesn’t Do Wonders Cleaning This Up, i’ll Eat Every Chunk Of It. ” She Turns To Him With A Smile And
Politely Says, “Would You Like It With Ketchup? ” Salesman: “Why Do You Ask? ” Lady: ”We Just Moved In And We Haven’t Got The
Electricity Connection As Yet. ”

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