"The Curse" joke

An old man, living in New Orleans, goes to a Haitian witch doctor living outside the city, to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The witch doctor lights some candles at a small altar covered with chicken bones and feathers and begins a short incantation to set the mood.

He then turns to the old man and says, "I may be able to help you, but only if you can tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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