"The Dead Blonde" joke

There are three women who are about to be executed. One is a brunette, another is a red head and the other is a blonde. The first to be executed is the brunette and they ask her Do you have any last words? and she replies Yes...Tornado! So they all take cover and she escapes. The next to be executed is the red head and they ask her Do you have any last words? and she replies Yes..Robber! So they all chase after nothing and she escapes.The last to be executed is the blonde, of course, and they ask her Do you have any last words? and she replies Yes, Fire! and she died.

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