"The Egg" joke
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It may take me a while to get hard, I got layed an hour ago.
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Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,' Hey Dave, how ya more...
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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