"The Farmer's Wife" joke

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplane rides, but he balked at the $10 tickets.

"Let's make a deal," said the pilot. "If you and your wife can ride with out making a single sound, I won't charge you anything. Otherwise, you pay the $10.00."

"Good deal", said the farmer.

So they went for a ride. When they got back the pilot said, "If I hadn't been there, I never would have believed it. You never made a sound.!" "It wasn't easy, either" said the farmer. "I almost yelled when my wife fell out."

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