"The Fight!" joke

Kelly limps into his favorite pub…
My god! What happened to you? ” the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
“I got in a tiff with Riley”, whispered Kelly to the beertender.
“Riley? He’s just a wee fellow, ” the barkeep said surprised.
“He must have had something in his hand. ”
“That he did, ” Kelly said. “A shovel it was. ”
“Dear Lord. Didn’t you have anything in your hand? ”
“Aye, that I did - Mrs. Riley’s right tit. ” Kelly said.
“And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight! ”

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