"The Foo Bird." joke

A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired
a young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flock
of birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim.
The guide grabbed his arm and said "Oh, no! These are foo birds and
to shoot one means terrible things will happen to you! The man
figured that was only a superstion of the natives and shot one down.
Then the rest of the flock returned aand pooped all over him.
He hollared at the boy, "I must have some water right away to wash
this mess off. The boy said "Oh no! To wash the crap of the foo bird
off means sudden death immediately! Again the hunter ignored his
advice, found water and got cleaned off.
Sure enough he dropped dead then and there. The moral of this story
is "If the foo shits, wear it."