"The Get" joke

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple.
When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says "Now I have to arrange for a Get."
The judge inquires what she means by a Get. So, the woman explains that a Get is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce.
The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?
She replies "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire schmuck.

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