"The Gift!!" joke

The Gift
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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart on
Valentine's Day as they had not been dating very long after careful
consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note...
Romantic but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and
bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself.
During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents he sealed the package and mailed to hissweetheart with this
note:
Darling:
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening if it had not been for your
sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears
short ones that are easy to remove.
These are the delicate shade but the lady I bought them from showed me
the pair she had been wearing for the past 3 weeks and they were hardly
soiled. I had her try on yours for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time as no doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see
you again.
When you take them off remember to blow in them before puttingthem away
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming years. I
hope you will wera them for me on Friday night.
All My Love
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.