"The Gift Not Wanted" joke

Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm. The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back.
Teaches children about warranties. 5, 200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids
play a larger version of their favorite game. The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet". Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets;
NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close
range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig
utility trenches. The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor. Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on
the family pooch. Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into
a spinning paint tool. Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles
of the calendar. Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers. Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.

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