"The Good Ole Days" joke

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their nursing home reminiscing about the good ole days.
The first old lady recalled going to the corner grocery store and demonstrated with her hands, the length and width of a cucumber she could once buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much larger and cheaper as well, while demonstrating with her hands the size of two big onions she used to be able to buy for a mere penny.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word your saying, but I sure do remember the guy you're talking about!"

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