"The Holiday Nightmare" joke

The Holiday Nightmare
(to the tune of "Santa Claus is comming to town.)
You better give up
On Christmas this year-
You haven't a chance
With relatives here-
Sam and Roz are coming to town.
They're bringing thier kids
To add to your fun-
They're staying ten days;
You thought it was one-
Sam and Roz are coming to town.
They'll monopolize your bathroom;
They'll destroy your sol-i-tude;
They will eat you out of house and
home,
Then complain about the food.
They're only one way
To save your No-el-
You give 'em your house;
You take a hotel-
Sam and Roz are comming to town.