"The Honeymoon's Over" joke

When the couple returned from their honeymoon it was apparent to everyone that they weren't speaking to each other. The best man took the groom aside and asked him what as wrong.
The groom answered, "When I got up to go to the bathroom after making love on our first night, I wasn't thinking and put $50 under the pillow."
"I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure your wife will get over it soon," said the best man.
The groom slowly nodded his head and said, "Perhaps, but what I can't get over is the fact that she gave me $25 change."

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