"The Judge Asked The Defendant" joke

The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"I do."
"Now what do you say to defend yourself?"
"Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing."

Judges short joke 1^
The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

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