"The Keys" joke

Santa Singh and Banta Singh exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.
Realizing the mistake, Banta asked, "Why don't we get a wire to open it?"
"No, that won't work, ” answered Santa. "People will think we're trying to break in to steal the car."
Then Banta suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Santa, "People will think we're too dumb to use a wire."
"Well," sighed Banta, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"

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