"The Ladies Man" joke

"I`m scared," Banta said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he`d break my legs if I didn`t stop seeing his wife."
"Well," replied his friend, "I guess you`ll have to stop seeing his wife."
"Easy for you to say."
"You like her that much?" the friend asks.
"It`s not that," declared Banta. "He didn`t sign his name!"

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