"The Lottery" joke
A woman drives up her drive way, screetches her tires, and runs in the house. She says "Honey! Pack your bags. I just won the lottery!".
His replies, "Wow! Really? Where are we going?" as he starts throwing in sweaters and swiming truncks into his suitecase.
The woman replies, "You can go anywhere as long as you get the hell out!"
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