"The One In The Mirror" joke

A woman asked her husband for one hundred dollars so she could go and buy some meat to fill their freezer.
"Are you nuts?" the husband said, pulling his wife over to a mirror. "Let me show you something. See this hundred dollar bill? Well, it's mine. The one in the mirror is yours. Got it?"
The wife nodded and walked away.
The following day, when the husband returned home from work, he noticed that their freezer was full of meat. Angry, he asked his wife about it. She pulled him over to the mirror and lifted her dress.
"See the one in the mirror?" she asked. "That's yours. This one is the butcher's!"

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