"The Pirate" joke
The Pirate
A fellow stops by his favorite bar one afternoon for a few drinks… after a couple of drinks he sees a pirate sitting at the other end of the bar, peg leg, patch over one eye, hook. He moves next to the pirate and asks, "Are you a real pirate"?
"Aye, that I am matey", replies the pirate.
"How did you lose your leg", the fellow asked. The pirate replied, "I was about to board a Man-O-War I was, when she fired a broadside and a cannon ball took me leg off it did".
"Oh my, that's horrible, how did you lose your hand", said the fellow, looking at the hook replacing the right hand. The pirate held the hook up and said,"I was swinging over to a ship with me cutlass in me teeth, when a fellow cut off me hand with his sword, he did.
"Oh my", said the fellow. "How did you lose your eye", he asked. "I was ashore one day and as I looked up a seagull shit right in me eye, he did", replied the pirate. "And that put your eye out", asked the fellow…
"NO", replied the pirate, "IT WAS THE FIRST DAY WITH ME NEW HOOK IT WAS".
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