"The Press Is So Negative!" joke
A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.
The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and was killed.
All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".
Shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"?
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