"The Prude" joke
A man entered a crowded doctor's office and approached the desk. "Yes, may we help you?" asked the receptionist.
"There's something wrong with my dick," the man replied.
"Sir!" the aggravated receptionist said, "It's not proper to come into a crowded office and say such things."
"Why not? You asked what was wrong and I told you," replied the man.
"We don't use language like that in here," she said. "Now, please go outside and come back in and say there's something wrong with your ear, eye or whatever."
The man left the office, waited a few minutes, and went back in. "Yes, sir, may we help you?" the receptionist asked, smiling smugly.
"There's something wrong with my ear," the man said.
"What seems to be the problem with your ear?" asked the receptionist.
"I can't piss out of it!" he replied.
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