"The Rabbi's Collection" joke

A rabbi decides, after fifty years, that the time has come for him to retire. He takes a large box, which contains foreskins he has collected over the many years of attending circumcisions, to a manufacturer of leather goods.
"Is there anything you can do with these?" he asks the craftsman.
"Sure, no problem," replies the man. "Come back in two weeks."
The rabbi returns to the shop in two weeks and is presented with a very elegant wallet. Somewhat dismayed, he says to the craftsman, "After fifty years and all those foreskins, is this the best you can do... a wallet?"
"Don't worry," the man replies. "Kiss it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."

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