"The Rules" joke

. THE FEMALE MAKES ALL THE RULES

A. The rules are subject to change at any time without notice.

B. No male can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all females are born with knowledge.

C. If the female is wrong suspects the male knows anny of the rules, she may immediately change any or all of the rules.

2. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG

A. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which is a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

B. If rule No 2A applies, the male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

3. THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME

A. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
4. THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME

A. The male must remain at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

B. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

5. ANY ATTEMPT BY THE MALE TO CHANGE ANY OF THESE COULD RESULT IN SEVERE BODILY HARM

6. IF THE FEMALE HAS PMT ALL RULES ARE NULL AND VOID