"The Same Size for Moolla Do-Pyaza" joke
Moolla Do-Pyaza & his Bibi (wife), the Moollani, are returning home from the Durbar (congregation) of Caliph Akbar. On the road, Moollaji enters a public urinal. Soon thereafter Mukunda Deva Telinga, the Big Black Dravidian Subahdar of Telingana & Orissa, also enters. He greets the Moolla, stands next to him & they talk for a while as they relieve themselves. When Do-Pyaza comes out, the Moollani pesters him.
Moollani: What be the size of that Dravidian man's penis? Is it big and black like they say?
Moolla: I did not look.
Moollani: Really? I heard ye two talking all the while, so he must have been standing next to thee!
Moolla: Oh that is what thou meanest! Yes, I did see it. It is black, but we are both the same size. My penis is six oonglees (four and half inches) long, and so is his.
Moollani (doubtful): Really? If that be so, then swearest thou by the Quran!
Moolla: Well, if that be the case, then I mean his is six oonglees .... but from the ground!
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