"The Seven Deadly Sins of Thanksgiving" joke

Be as thankful as you want, but you're still going to have something to answer for...
Lust: Circling the kitchen, drooling over the food being prepared.
Greed: Stealing food from someone's plate... While yours is still full.
Sloth: Passing out after Thanksgiving dinner, before the dishes are clean, and blaming it on the turkey.
Envy: Wishing you could be the one passed out on the recliner instead of washing the dishes.
Wrath: Throwing beer at the TV because your team lost.
Pride: Throwing beer at your relatives because your team won.
Gluttony: The Turducken. Nuff said.
I'm just thankful I'm not a Christian.

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