"The Smart Neighbour" joke

Every time the man next door headed toward Michaels`s house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something.

"He won`t get away with it this time," muttered Michael to his wife. "Watch this."

"Er, I wonder if you`d be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began.

"Gee, I`m awfully sorry," said Michael with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I`ll be using it all day."

"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won`t be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"

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