"The Top 10 New Slogans for the Democratic Party" joke

10 Okay, he's a hound -- But he's OUR hound!
9 Vote for Our Guy or These Dole Viagra Pictures Hit the Internet
8 If the Dome is A-Rockin', Don't Come A-Knockin'!
7 When the Going Gets Tough, We Bomb Iraq.
6 So Spank Us!
5 It's Not Our Fault All the Good Ones Get Shot
4 Our Pants May Fall, But Your 401(K) Value Won't!
3 Felonies Dismissed While You Wait
2 You're so pretty, come on over here and give us a vote, Darlin'!!
1 Laid in America

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