"The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy" joke

Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders" Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance. Does an extensive search for cavities... dental and body. He... ummm.. licks his tools clean. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office. Wears a necklace made of human teeth. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools. Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

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