"The Top 16 Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines (adult)" joke

Here are some hockey player pick-up lines... which, I'm sure, have never been tried on them because they hang with a better class of male species... Enjoy...
"What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?"
"Look, my teeth spell out 'I love you' in block letters!"
"My other stick curves to the right"
"So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I... Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?"
"Bagy, yrrr so beurdiffle dat I feel I can be nacheral wif yoo."
"You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things."
"I said, 'Would you like a PUCK?'"
"You know, less teeth means more tongue!"
"I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine."
"I only drool when I'm standing upright."
"Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?"
"Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?"
"Tho... What'th your thighn?"
"C'mon baby, the iceman cometh... but never too soon."
"Me take you eat"
and The Number 1 Hockey Player Pick-Up Line...
"We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna cum?"