"The Top 15 MENSA Pick-Up Lines" joke

The Top 15 MENSA Pick-Up Lines

15>' This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any questions?'

14>' Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?'

13>' What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?'

12>' Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?'

11>' It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified.'

10>' You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse.'

9>' Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!'

8>' You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night.'

7>' That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes.'

6>' According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.'

5>' If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?'

4>' I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus.'

3>' Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like' em dumb and strong!'

2>' By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.'

1>' Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*.'