"The True Meaning of Men's Ads" joke

40-ish... 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic... Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, &back
Educated... Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit... Banging your sister
Friendship first... As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking... Arrogant
Very good looking... Dumb as a board
Honest... Pathological Liar
Huggable... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle... Insecure mama's boy
Mature... Older than your father
Open-minded....Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet... Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive... Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive... Gay
Spiritual... Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable... Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful... Says "Excuse me" when he farts