"The UCLA - USC game" joke

Did you hear about the guy who went into a bar to watch the UCLA-USC game last year, and had a little dog with him?
The bartender told him he needed to take the dog outside, but the guy told him that the dog was a huge football fan. Every time UCLA scored a touchdown, the dog would bark, wag his tail and run around excitedly.
At the end of the game, when UCLA had won, the dog did a back flip! The bartender was amazed.
"That's great," he said. "But what does he do if USC wins?"
The guy said, "I don't know. The dog's only 7 years old!"

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