"The Watch" joke

Jack has stolen the rabbi's gold watch and afterwards felt guilty about what he did.
After a sleepless night, he went to the rabbi.
"Rabbi, I stole a gold watch."
"But Jack, that's forbidden! You should return it immediately!"
"What shall I do?
"Give it back to the owner."
"Do you want it?"
"No, I said return it to its owner."
"But he doesn't want it." "
"In that case, you can keep it."

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