"The Witness" joke

A man, accused of selling drugs, was on trial and a neighbor was called as a witness.
"Did you ever get any heroin or other drugs from the defendant?" asked the defense attorney.
"No, sir," replied the witness.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?" the attorney asked.
"No, sir," came the reply.
"What about his daughter? Did you ever get any from his daughter?" the attorney asked.
After a moment of hesitation, the witness replied, "Excuse me, sir, but we are still talking about drugs, right?"

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