"The Worldly Collegian" joke

By the middle of his senior year, the worldly collegian had dated most of the girls on campus. One day, while seated in the student union, he looked up and saw the captain of the football team coming toward him, an angry scowl on his face.
"I hear you went out with Susan Fremont," the huge fellow boomed, doubling up his fists. "Did you score with her?"
The sophisticated chap hesitated for a moment and then answered, "Yes, once."
"Well, I'm her new boyfriend," the gridiron giant announced, "and I don't dig that at all."
"Come to think of it," the senior mused, "I didn't either."

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