"The Young Bachelor" joke

The young bachelor showed up at the office with a black eye. "What the hell happened to you?" inquired his associates.
"Well," he said, "I was getting dressed this morning when a button came off my fly. I'm all thumbs when it comes to sewing, so I ran in to the married woman in the next apartment and asked her if she'd sew the button on for me."
"Oho," interrupted his friends, "she thought you were getting fresh and pasted you, is that it?"
"No, no. She was very nice about it. Got out her sewing basket and went to work. Sat down in front of me and sewed on the button while I was standing there. She'd finished it up and was just biting off the thread, when her husband walked in."

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