"The blonde and the turtles" joke

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde all died on the same day and they all went to heaven. But god said that he has many turtles on the floor of heaven and that if you stepped on one that you would be paired with a really ugly guy. The brunette went first and stepped on a turtle. The redhead went next and stepped on a turtle. The blonde went next she didnt step on a turtle. She was paired with a hot guy. The brunette and the redhead asked the blonde how she got a cute guy and the guy said I stepped on a turtle!

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