"The cactus joke" joke

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. He was stuck to the chicken!

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud' hiss-pop' noise.' The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide.' more...

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Life is like a cactus.
Around every corner there's another prick.

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