"The cowboy and the lesbian" joke
A old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar in New York City and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, ma'am I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses and mending fences - I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she did. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.
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