"The faggot" joke

What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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I'm hungry:

"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies."
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A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.
The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending more...

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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could more...

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Phil:This is funny -though in my extensive experience of anal sex it's not really accurate!
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Lazy Retired Pervert:Is this a refrigerator joke or a faggot joke?
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I.U. Grad Studies:This joke is not acceptable. The word "Faggot" should be replaced with a more amiable word, such as "Homo". This will make jokes like this easier to understand for those of us in education circles.
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Greg Fuxter:Most people think this joke is funny, but they are afraid to admit it.
Funny Joke? 22 vote(s). 64% are positive. 5 comment(s).